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You Make Me Laugh---(cATS aNd dOgS)

	You Make Me Laugh Thursday, March 15, 2012
	Cats and Dogs *Cat's guide to caring for your human.* Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures.  And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years.  If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in no time. CLEANLINESS: For some reasons, humans seem to enjoy immersing themselves in running water.  Attempts to get humans to lick themselves clean have proven interesting, if unproductive. COMMUNICATION: Humans are unable to speak a proper language. Therefore, you should communicate a point loudly, repeatedly, and if at all possible, at about three in the morning. Any attempts at human-to-cat communication can be dealt with by simply ignoring it until it stops. FEEDING: Morning feeding should start promptly when your human is fast asleep, preferably three or four minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off. Recommended methods of waking your human include: sitting on its face, screaming in its ear, and biting its hair. MATING: Human mating behavior is fascinating. Unfortunately, humans tend to get easily spooked by prolonged study of courtship rituals, and resort to shoe-throwing behavior. TOILET TRAINING: A human's natural tendency is to not change your litter box. Although experts in human behavior believe it can be attributed to the "laziness reflex," this can be easily corrected through what is called "shoe therapy." Just remember that a human shoe looks a lot like a human toilet, and you should be fine. Following these simple tips is the first step towards a long and productive cat/human relationship. *AND* *Mind Games for Dogs* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your human's bedtime. 2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused.  (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.) 3.  Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about. 4.  Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'.  Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag. 5.  When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by. 6.  Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while. 7.  Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door.  Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears). 8.  When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door. *Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!* http://www.cybersalt.org/entertainment *Eye Laugh* “Openers Banned”

The 9/12 : Glenn Beck – The 912 Project

The 9/12 : Glenn Beck – The 912 Project: "God “The propitious smiles of Heaven can never be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right which Heaven itself has ordained.” from George Washington’s first Inaugural address".
 This still holds true today 02/14/2012.

JESUS THANK YOU !

"Jesus Thank You For This Day" 
                                                                                                             
05:15 AM   9/7/2011

When I wake up in the mornin and get the coffee started about five.
Then about half past the hour,, after this -n- that,
I start to come alive.


My mind picks up on Jesus and
I have to thank and praise Him for this day.
I reflect on all He's done for me,
and the many, many blessings sent my way.


    So Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
     for takin this old sinner as a friend.
     Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
        for I know that we're both winners in the end.


Well I know I don't deserve it,
how He's lightened up the burdens of my soul.
 He knows I'm still a sinner,
and He knows I can't make it on my own.


In all my trials and tribulations, you know  
He's been there through and through,
He didn't give up on me, and He won't give up on you.


     So Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
       for takin this old sinner as a friend.
      Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
     for I know that we're both winners in the end.


I reflect upon the little things,
the things I take for granted don't you see.
Like how the world it keeps on turning
 and the Son still  lights the path for you and me.


Like how He keeps my heart a-beating
 and my lungs they keep on breathing through the night.
But though I'm just a sinner, with Jesus I'm a winner.
 And the devil, well, he ain't gonna win this fight.


      So Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
        for takin this old sinner as a friend.
       Jesus thank you, Jesus thank you
     for I know that we're both winners in the end.

  Oh I know we're both winners in the end.

Words by webby 91225

What have I done for Jesus today?

What have I done for Jesus today?
To start off, He was on my mind when I Awoke. So I guess I could say I welcomed Him into my daily activity. I then thanked God the Father for for granting me this day and every day. For every new breath I consume comes from Him. I am spreading seeds of His work and love through any means of communication. If you are amongst my friends, if you are a part of my Facebook directory, then you are asked to share in the seeding of God's grace and love to those who may indirectly come across your postings. As for me, I pray that the words I put into print are worthy of being read by any and all who choose to read them. Today I will strive to be worthy of the Love of Christ. I will strive to pass that love on to others whom I come into contact with. Today I'll pray that I have no enemies,but if I do, then I'll pray for them too. Today I'll keep Jesus in my heart and thoughts through conversation and song. Today I am attending Church services where the Word of God, via the Bible is being taught. Today I will strive to absorb the message and apply it to my daily walk. If you are lead to see this posting the I encourage you to share it with others and I urge you to share with me, your thoughts on ways I may improve on my daily walk.
Webby.

"Politically Correct"

Here we go again another round of names hurting more than the sticks & stones.

Discussing the "N" word

In My opinion the "N" word is not a race, creed, color, culture, nationality or religion. But rather a behavioral attitude which anyone may express at anytime. Therefore if you are expressing this kind of behavior then the "shoe fits" no matter who or what color you may be. The "N" word is brought to mind every time I see NAACP. Maybe it would be better to change the Oginizations name if they are offended by "N" words. Changing NAACP to USAACP might be more appropriate. There are many words that could be "N" words: Nerd, Numbskull, Nanny, Nasty, Nothing, Nobobdy, New, Never or Nice. The dictionary is full of examples. I'm just guessing here but I believe that the "N" word in Question, is a slang variation, and short for another "N" word. And that the color "Black" was substituted for both other "N" word terminologies. If that's the case, then black is merely a generalized discription of "CP"(colored people) when in actullity the color black is incorrect. As many shades of brown would be more acurate. I have yet to see a real black man. Or for that matter A "N" man. Ones color is only a discription of ones outward appearance.
I am not "White" as some might discribe me. I am of the Human Race. I happen to be some shade of biege, pink, red , and yes a light shade of brown or tan.
I am an American as well as are all others who may have been born in this great country, came here legally and can offer proof of this "Documentation" like the SS#s or drivers lic.#s if applicable. If you came here from Africa and became a citizen of America then you are an American also. Not African-American. Also, the "Blackman" is not exclusive to Africa. But several other countries and territories as well. The same applies to those who also came from other countries. Germany, France, England, Poland, Russia, etc. You can be a Hungry-American, but only for lack of something to eat. This being said, I believe we should look at others as individuals. And accept them as such. Not as part of a culture or group. And only link to certain behavioral groups.